So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
In America we eat man semen.
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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