..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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