sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My vagina is officially offended.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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