Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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