jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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