I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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