I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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