yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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