Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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