Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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