you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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