Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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