I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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