You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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