After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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