I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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