I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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