should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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