"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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