Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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