its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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