no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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