I think I can smell my own vagina right now
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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