Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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