Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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