you guys were way drunker than both of me
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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