How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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