So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
These tits shall not be calmed
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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