Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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