Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys