found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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