the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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