when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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