At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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