That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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