Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
nutella sex= disaster
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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