Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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