i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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