i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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