i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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