Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
my liver is dry heaving
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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