is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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