bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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