I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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