I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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