I hate all girls vehemently.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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