I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?