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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I never want to see another naked old woman again.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"

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• (516): View more from New York

  I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage

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  HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or

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• (818): View more from California

  Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.

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  I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.

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