I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.