Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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