It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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