so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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