I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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