Porn is love you can see.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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