I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
